20 Quotes By Pete Edochie That Will Make Your Day

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Just like Chiwatalu Agu and his side-splitting slangs in movies, Pete Edochie has also carved a reputation for making profound proverbs and quotes in movies.

The BBC Ghana has sampled twenty of those interesting quotes for your reading pleasure.

  1. The house that pounds yam noisily thinks the silent ones don’t eat.
  2. A farmer who grows corn by the road and a man who has a beautiful woman have the same problem.
  3. Once a girl stops taking pictures and you don’t see her online, just know she is pregnant.
  4. What an elder will see sitting down, a child will never see it even while standing.
  5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
  6. The little opportunity you give a monkey to wear clothes does not guarantee it to join the dining table.
  7. If something that was going to chop up your head only knocks on your cap, you should be grateful.
  8. It is only a child that doesn’t know the vagina of a cow is meat.
  9. He who always thinks that the soup is too much for the EBay cannot handle greatness.
  10. When a goat laughs upon hearing that the lion is around, one needs to find out what kind of grass it has been eating.
  11. The plantain that refuses to ripen because it doesn’t want to be fried will be used for plantain chips.
  12. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent, kick them out.
  13. Life goes on even if you don’t want it to.
  14. Having a female as a best friend is like having chickens for a pet you will eat it someday.
  15. Girls are like mangoes, once you are waiting for them to ripe, others are busy eating them with salt.
  16. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
  17. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating process.
  18. Hmm… The cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef
  19. When a girl has beauty without brains the private part suffers the most.
  20. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
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Source: TheBBCghana.Com